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From the Editor · April 14, 2026

Pour something. Sit down. The world will still be on fire when you stand up — but at least you’ll have read about it on purpose. Currently working through Itzhak Bentov’s Stalking the Wild Pendulum, which is — among other things — an argument that the universe is a slow oscillation we’re all riding without quite realizing it. Hard to think about Hormuz the same way after that.

⚠️ Iran War · Day 46

Round 2 Iran Talks Back On The Table As Hormuz Blockade Hits Day 2

White House says it’s “open to further talks” after the Pakistan marathon round collapsed. Iran defiant, calling the blockade “piracy,” but 14 non-Iranian ships have transited since the order. Ceasefire expires Apr 21 — seven days to find a deal before the whole thing catches fire again.

★ BY THE NUMBERS

46 days of war (since Feb 28)
7 days until ceasefire expires
14 ships thru Hormuz since blockade
~29,450 US personnel in CENTCOM AOR
$91 WTI crude (↓8% on deal hopes)
5,000+ dead (IR + Lebanon, documented)

“The Strait of Hormuz is not a bargaining chip. It is the artery of the world economy, and piracy will not reopen it.” — Iran Foreign Ministry, Apr 14

Reuters AP Al Jazeera BBC

⚖️ Epstein Files

Fed Judge Tosses Trump’s WSJ Lawsuit

Court rules Trump came “nowhere close” to the “actual malice” standard over reporting on the 50th-birthday Epstein letter. Fourth news cycle for that letter.

WSJ AP

🚨 Tomorrow

Tax Day Is Wednesday — File Or Extend

March CPI just printed 3.3% (up from 2.4% in Feb) — war-driven inflation biting. IRS still wants its cut by midnight Wed.

BLS IRS

📈 Markets

WTI Settles ~$91 (↓~8%) On Deal Hopes

Worst WTI day in weeks — first close below $92 since the blockade order, erasing Monday’s spike toward $105. S&P 500 closed ~6,906 (+0.3%). JPM, Citi, Wells, BofA all report Q1 this week.

Reuters CNBC Bloomberg

⛳ Masters

Rory Wins Back-To-Back At Augusta

Beat Scheffler by 1 at -12. Fourth repeat champion in Masters history, first since Tiger ’01–’02. Career Grand Slam x2. Legend cemented.

Masters.com ESPN PGA Tour

⚾ Mariners

Sweep Of Houston Pushes Mariners Back To .500

9-9 with a 5-game win streak. Tuesday cap: 6-2 behind Naylor (2 HR, 5 RBI) and Kirby (7.2 IP). Padres series opens Wednesday in San Diego.

MLB.com ESPN Seattle Times

💰 Scandal

Polymarket Insider Probe Widens To 50+ Accounts

$200M+ traded on Iran war markets, with bets placed hours before the ceasefire. Congress demanding an investigation.

Bloomberg FT Polymarket

⚠ UNCLASSIFIED · OSINT ONLY · OPEN SOURCES · NOT FOR TARGETING ⚠

🇺🇸 TRACK THE TROOPS

What the receipts say vs. what the politicians say · CENTCOM AOR

OSINT AS OF: Tue Apr 14 · 15:45 PT

ASSET	PERSONNEL	LOCATION	STATUS	LAST SEEN	SOURCE
NAVYCVN-78 Ford / CSG-12	~7,500	E. Med · SW of Cyprus	ON STATION	Apr 13 (9+ mo deployed)	USNI 4/13
NAVYCVN-77 GHW Bush / CSG-10	~7,500	Transited Gibraltar · rtg via Horn of Africa	RELIEVING FORD	Apr 12	TWZ 4/12
NAVY3rd CSG (unnamed)	~7,500	Steaming toward CENTCOM AOR	EN ROUTE	Apr 13	USNI 4/13
GROUNDTripoli ARG / 31st MEU (USMC)	~4,500	CENTCOM AOR · LHA-7 + LPD-18 New Orleans	ON STATION	Apr 13	USNI
AIRB-2 Spirit × 6	~300	Diego Garcia (NKW) · Indian Ocean	FWD DEPLOYED	Apr 11 (sat imagery)	TWZ
AIRB-52H Stratofortress × 4	~200	Diego Garcia (NKW)	FWD DEPLOYED	Apr 11 (sat imagery)	A&SF
AIRF-22 Raptor × 12	~250	Al Udeid AB, Qatar	ON STATION	Apr 9	@CivMilAir
AIRKC-135 / KC-46 tanker surge	~400	Al Udeid · Al Dhafra · Prince Sultan	SURGE OPS	Apr 13	ADS-B Ex
GROUNDTHAAD + Patriot batteries (US Army)	~900	Israel, Jordan, Saudi, UAE	EMPLACED	Apr 8	AP
NAVYMine Countermeasures Sqn 5	~400	Strait of Hormuz · blockade enforcement	CLEARING	Apr 13	USNI
TOTAL PERSONNEL	~29,450	of which ~5,400 ground/Marine (escalation tripwire) · ~22,900 naval · ~1,150 air

SAY vs. DO: WH publicly floats “open to Round 2” talks — meanwhile the receipts: Ford CSG still on station E. Med past 9-month mark, Bush CSG transited Gibraltar taking the LONG way around the Horn (avoiding Suez choke), a 3rd CSG steaming toward AOR, 10 heavy bombers (6 B-2 + 4 B-52) parked on Diego Garcia, MCM Sqn 5 enforcing the Hormuz blockade. Eisenhower & Truman in maintenance. GROUND TRIPWIRE: ~5,400 boots on the ground/afloat — 31st MEU (USMC) forward in CENTCOM plus Army ADA batteries at four host nations. No new infantry BCT or airborne alert orders yet — that’s the line to watch. If the 82nd Airborne IRF or an additional MEU surges, the rhetoric is cover; until then the posture is strike-capable but not occupation-capable.

⚠️ DAY -- · US-IRAN WAR ⚠️

BLOCKADE DAY 2 — OIL CRATERS, ROUND 2 ON TABLE

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DAYS OF WAR

⛽️

$91

WTI ↓8%

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CEASEFIRE LEFT

☠️

5,000+

DEAD (IR+LB)

Round 2 back on table. WH signals openness to a second round of direct talks.
Hormuz blockade porous. 14 non-Iranian ships transited since the order; MCM Sqn 5 clearing mines.
Nuclear offer rejected. Trump proposed 20yr enrichment pause; Iran countered 5; US said no.
China: “dangerous and irresponsible.” Iran calls it piracy; Tehran protests.
Rubio hosting Israel + Lebanon in direct peace talks at State today.
US casualties: 13 KIA · 373+ WIA.

🇺🇸 US DELEGATION

Vance · Witkoff · Kushner

🇮🇷 IRAN DELEGATION

Ghalibaf · Araghchi

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😭 MAGA TEARS — THE COPE IS REAL

⛽ “OIL PRICES WERE HIGH UNDER BIDEN TOO”

Biden oil spike: Russia invaded Ukraine — a global supply shock no president caused. Trump oil spike: He started a war with Iran and Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz — which they STILL won’t reopen despite ceasefire. One is bad luck, the other is self-inflicted. Cope harder.

WTI crude: $72/bbl on Jan 20, 2025 (inauguration) → WTI ~$91/bbl after Tuesday’s ~8% plunge (first close below $92 since the blockade order) on WH openness to second-round Iran talks + a cooler-than-expected March wholesale inflation print. Spiked near $105 Monday on the blockade; still well above pre-war levels. Hormuz blockade is in Day 2, but ship-tracking data shows 14 vessels have already transited the strait — non-Iranian transit is allowed, so the “blockade” is mostly theater for Iranian-flagged ships that weren’t moving anyway. WA state avg gas $5.39/gal. Seattle metro $5.68/gal — 38% above national avg. That’s a Trump premium.

📈 “THE ECONOMY IS GREAT ACTUALLY”

Wall St rallied again Tuesday: WH explicitly “open to further talks” with Iran + cooler March wholesale inflation data = S&P 500 +0.3% to ~6,906, oil CLOSED ~$91/bbl (↓~8%, first close below $92 since the blockade order — biggest down day in weeks). Goldman Sachs still took the -3% punch on FICC miss. JPMorgan, Citi, Wells, BofA & Morgan Stanley all reporting Q1 this week. March CPI jumped to 3.3% (was 2.4% in Feb) — war-driven energy costs pushing inflation back up. 352,000+ federal employees gone — firings, resignations, retirements. 254 executive orders signed. Tariffs are a tax on Americans. UBS cut S&P 500 target on oil. Moody’s warns oil-driven recession if prices stay elevated. USPS warns it could run out of money in 12 months. Tax Day is TOMORROW. The rally can last exactly as long as the “deal” rumor does.

🏳 “HE’S BRINGING PEACE”

Day -- of a war he started. Zero deals closed. 21-hour Islamabad marathon collapsed Saturday — Vance flew home with nothing. Trump’s response was to order a Hormuz blockade and threaten to SINK any Iranian ship approaching: “immediately ELIMINATED.” 24 hours later he’s saying “I don’t care.” 24 hours after THAT, his own officials are reportedly considering a second round of talks. Every position held for exactly one news cycle. Meanwhile ship-tracking data shows 14 vessels have already crossed Hormuz — non-Iranian transit is allowed, so the “blockade” is mostly theater. China calls it “dangerous and irresponsible.” Iran calls it “piracy,” thousands protest in Tehran. 5,000+ people dead in Iran & Lebanon since Feb 28. Rubio hosts Israel-Lebanon direct peace talks at the State Dept today — something almost functional happening inside an administration of chaos. Swalwell resigned from Congress Monday after assault allegations. Bondi — fired AG — is blowing off her Epstein deposition TODAY, DOJ arguing the subpoena doesn’t apply now that Trump fired her. Italian PM Meloni calls Trump’s attacks on Pope Leo XIV “unacceptable.” WTI ~$91 after Tuesday’s ~8% plunge (first close below $92 since the blockade order) — still a Trump premium, just less of one. 7 days until ceasefire expires. Very peaceful, very cool.

⛪ “THE POPE IS JUST BEING POLITICAL”

Trump attacked Pope Leo XIV — the first American pope — calling him “WEAK on Crime” and “terrible for Foreign Policy.” Pope fired back Monday: “I have no fear of the Trump administration, or speaking out loudly.” Then Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus (laying hands on a sick person) — quiet-deleted it hours later after religious-right backlash (Variety). Same day the Pope LANDED IN ALGIERS — first pope ever to visit Algeria, launching an 11-day, 4-country, 18-flight, 11,000-mile tour across Africa while Trump argued with him on Truth Social. Trump also “very disappointed in NATO” for not helping with the Iran war he started. When your own party, your own media allies, the literal Pope, AND NATO are all questioning you — maybe the objectives aren’t that clear after all.

Running tally of people Trump is feuding with: Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Candace, Alex Jones, Pope Leo XIV, NATO, Iran, religious conservatives, half his own base. The “unity candidate” everybody.

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🎯 THE OBJECTIVES ARE CLEAR!

Operation Epic Fury began Feb 28, 2026. Day --. Every stated objective — updated as the goalposts move.

🇨🇮🇨 TRUMP

“Prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon”

“It will be quick — days, not weeks”

“Oil prices will come down, trust me”

“Eliminate the Houthi threat”

“Iran should have made a deal”

“This will be the most beautiful operation”

🏛 RUBIO

“Protect Israel from existential threat”

“Regime change is NOT the objective”

“Full support of our allies”

“Civilian casualties minimized”

“Diplomatic channels remain open”

“The objectives are clear”

💼 VANCE

“The objectives are very clear to everybody”

“Send a message to adversaries worldwide”

“The world is safer because of this”

“We’re standing up for American interests”

“I won’t get into specifics on TV”

“The objectives are clear”

💪 HEGSETH

“Destroy nuclear enrichment facilities”

“No boots on the ground, air campaign only”

“Degrade Iran’s military infrastructure”

“Peace through strength”

“This is what a strong America looks like”

“The objectives are clear”

🏛 THE TRUMP BALLROOM — CONSTRUCTION TRACKER

He demolished the East Wing to build a 90,000 sq ft ballroom. Approved today. $400M. Apparently we’ve needed one for 150 years.

ESTIMATED COST

$400M

privately funded (allegedly)

SQUARE FOOTAGE

90,000

bigger than the actual White House

COMPLETION TARGET

2029

conveniently before he leaves

EAST WING STATUS

GONE

demolished Oct 2025

📅 CONSTRUCTION TIMELINE

JUL 2025

White House announces ballroom construction — 22,000 sq ft banquet hall, First Lady offices, movie theater

ANNOUNCED

OCT 2025

East Wing of the White House demolished to make room

DEMOLISHED

OCT 2025

Construction continues during government shutdown — OMB says “privately funded”

SHUTDOWN

FEB 2026

Judge Leon allows construction to continue, National Trust for Historic Preservation still fighting

LEGAL

MAR 29

NYT exposes design flaws including a grand staircase that leads to nowhere

STAIRS TO NOWHERE

MAR 30

Trump reveals “updated design” the very next day — staircase removed, other fixes

REDESIGN

APR 2

NCPC votes to approve the project — Trump-appointed commissioners vote unanimously

APPROVED

APR 10

Trump reveals plans for 250-ft “Triumphal Arch” near Arlington Memorial Bridge — golden Lady Liberty statue on top, inscribed “One Nation Under God” — separate $$ from ballroom

ARCH??

💡 FEATURES INCLUDE

22,000 sq ft banquet hall Movie theater First Lady offices Military bunker underneath Staircase to nowhere (removed) “shed” over planned bunker (his word)

For 150 years, apparently, we’ve needed a ballroom. He demolished a wing of the White House to build one. During a war. While the government was shut down.

⏱ TRUMP’S WAR DURATION COMPARISON (Primetime Address, April 1)

He listed every US war to justify the Iran campaign. We added context.

CONFLICT

DURATION

FOR COMPARISON

Afghanistan

20 years

Longer than most Americans’ mortgages

Vietnam War

~10 years (US combat)

Trump got out of this one with bone spurs

Iraq War

~8 years

Mission Accomplished banner went up after 6 weeks

World War II

3 yr 8 mo (US involvement)

About as long as Trump’s attention span on infrastructure week

Korean War

3 years

Same length as the average DOGE employee tenure

World War I

1 yr 7 mo (US involvement)

Shorter than a Tesla Cybertruck lease

Iran (current)
Day --
“It will be quick — days, not weeks” 👀

“We studied all these wars very carefully and decided to do another one”

🌎 STRATEGIC RESOURCE MAP — WHY THE MIDDLE EAST MATTERS

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OIL RESERVES

Iran208B bbl

Saudi Arabia259B bbl

Russia80B bbl

USA44B bbl

Iran + Iraq + Saudi = 45% of global proven reserves. Strait of Hormuz = 20% of global oil transit daily.

💧

WATER SCARCITY

EXTREME STRESS: Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Jordan, Libya

HIGH STRESS: Saudi Arabia, UAE, Syria, Egypt

12 of 17 most water-stressed nations are in MENA region

Iran renewable water per capita (m³/yr)

7,000 → 1,400 (1960 → 2025)

War + sanctions + climate = humanitarian catastrophe. Desalination can’t scale fast enough.

🌾

FOOD DEPENDENCY

Iran imports: ~30% of food supply

Key imports: Rice, corn, soybeans, cooking oil

Top supplier: Russia (wheat), Brazil (soy)

Sanctions impact: Banking restrictions block food payments

WHEAT CHOKEPOINT

Russia + Ukraine = 30% of global wheat exports. Putin controls the tap. Iran buys from Russia. The dependency is the point.

Food as a weapon: oldest play in the book, now running at global scale.

🎯 THE STRATEGIC PICTURE

TRUMP’S PLAY

Maximum pressure on Iran. Sanctions block oil revenue. Military strikes on nuclear sites. Drive regime collapse or capitulation. Side benefit: oil price volatility benefits US shale.

⚔️

PUTIN’S PLAY

Sell weapons to Iran. Sell wheat to Iran. Profit from oil price spikes. Keep the conflict going. Every barrel Iran can’t sell is a barrel Russia sells at a premium. Chaos is the product.

“Control oil and you control nations. Control food and you control people.” — Henry Kissinger

Sources: EIA, World Bank, FAO, WRI Aqueduct • Reserves as of 2025 estimates

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AS OF JAN 2026

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SINCE 2014

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Oct 2025 AAPL SELL Partial sale (trimmed position) disclosed Before tariffs hit Apple supply chain.

DOJ DOCS RELEASED

3.5M

pages released by DOJ

PROMINENT NAMES

100+

identified by DOJ to Congress

ARRESTS (2026)

3

Jagland, Andrew, Mandelson

CONVICTED FOR CRIMES

0

besides Epstein & Maxwell

📄 LATEST DEVELOPMENTS (Apr 14, 2026 · Evening)

🔥 TRUMP’S WSJ LAWSUIT DISMISSED (Apr 14): Federal judge tossed Trump’s defamation suit against the Wall Street Journal over its reporting on the 2003 50th-birthday letter to Epstein. Court ruled Trump came “nowhere close” to the “actual malice” standard. Birthday letter back in the news cycle — for the fourth time. 👀

🔥 CLINTONS TESTIFIED (Feb 26–27): Hillary testified behind closed doors to House Oversight (Feb 26), told them she never met Epstein. Bill testified the next day, said he “neither saw nor did anything wrong.” Committee expanding investigation. NPR asks: “Why have there been so few arrests?” 👀

🔥 VICTIM NAMES EXPOSED (Apr 12): At least 43 victims’ full names published in DOJ dump — including 20+ minors. Dozens of unredacted nude images released. WSJ flagged it, most removed. Reps. Massie (R-KY) & Khanna (D-CA) weighing lawsuits to access remaining 2.5M unreleased docs. 👀

🔥 BILL GATES: Gates confirmed to testify before House Oversight Committee in June re: Epstein ties. Committee expanding investigation. 👀

🔥 BARRACK (Apr 10): Trump confidant Thomas Barrack, now US ambassador to Turkey, was in regular close contact with Epstein for years after 2008 conviction. Files show ongoing relationship. 👀

🔥 MELANIA (Apr 9–12): Rare public address denying ties to Epstein. Acknowledged attending social events with Epstein & Maxwell, exchanging emails with Maxwell. Called them “trivial.” Now calling for congressional action. 👀

🔥 BONDI FIRED (Apr 2): Trump fired AG Bondi after she was subpoenaed by Oversight Committee to testify on Epstein files. DOJ said she would not appear. Blanche installed as Acting AG. Her Apr 14 deposition was TODAY — DOJ confirmed she did NOT appear (“no longer AG, was subpoenaed in her capacity as AG”). Dem Rep. Garcia: contempt charges begin if she defies the subpoena. Rep. Mace (R): subpoena was to “Pam Bondi” personally — she’s still obligated. [CNN]

TRUMP FILES (Mar 5): DOJ released 16 pages initially withheld — three 2019 FBI interview summaries with a woman making accusations against Trump. Previously “incorrectly coded as duplicative.” [NPR]

PRINCE ANDREW (Feb 19): Arrested on suspicion of misconduct in office — allegedly forwarded Epstein trade envoy visit reports from SE Asia. [Al Jazeera]

MANDELSON (Feb 23): UK Labour figure arrested for allegedly sharing confidential info with Epstein. Released on bail. [Al Jazeera]

JAGLAND CHARGED: Former Norwegian PM Thorbjørn Jagland charged with aggravated corruption in connection with Epstein files. Third international arrest (after Andrew & Mandelson). Still ZERO US arrests despite 3.5M+ pages released, 2.5M still withheld. Acting AG Blanche inherits the mess from fired Bondi. Clintons testified behind closed doors in Feb — said they saw nothing. Reps. Massie & Khanna weighing lawsuits to force remaining docs. 43+ victim names exposed in DOJ redaction failures. [NPR]

🕵 CONSPIRACY CORNER — UNRESOLVED QUESTIONS

THE MONEY: How did a college dropout become a billionaire? No clear legitimate source of wealth has ever been established. 🤔

MOSSAD THEORY: Persistent theory he was an intelligence asset. Robert Maxwell (Ghislaine’s father) had confirmed Mossad ties. 🇮🇱

THE “SUICIDE”: Two cameras malfunctioned simultaneously. Guards falsified records. Hyoid bone broken. Metropolitan Correctional Center. 💀

THE CLIENT LIST: DOJ/FBI say no evidence of a “client list.” But 2,000+ videos were found in his safe. What are they of? 📷

ACOSTA DEAL: Why did future Labor Secretary give Epstein the sweetheart plea deal in 2008? “I was told he belonged to intelligence.” 👁

THE ISLAND: Temple on Little St. James. Underground tunnels confirmed by drone footage. Guest logs still heavily redacted. 🏛️

NAMED IN FILES (being named ≠ being guilty of anything)

Bill Clinton• Donald Trump• Prince Andrew• Bill Gates• Elon Musk• Stephen Hawking• Lawrence Summers• Alan Dershowitz• Les Wexner• Steve Bannon• Howard Lutnick• Richard Branson• Peter Mandelson• Thorbjorn Jagland• Kathryn Ruemmler• Jean-Luc Brunel• Ehud Barak• + hundreds more

DAYS SINCE EPSTEIN “KILLED HIMSELF”: --

“Epstein didn’t kill himself” — The Internet, unanimously

Sources: DOJ Epstein Library • Senate Judiciary Files • Giuffre v. Maxwell Docket • Being named ≠ guilt

🇮🇱 WHAT’S BIBBY UP TO NOW?

Benjamin Netanyahu PM of Israel, ICC fugitive

ICC STATUS

ARREST WARRANT

War crimes & crimes against humanity

TRAVEL STATUS

RESTRICTED

Can’t visit 124 ICC member states

🚫 Skipped Davos 2026 — arrest risk

✈️ Avoids French & Spanish airspace on all flights

🇭🇺 Hungary warned they must arrest if he visits

⚖️ ICC prosecutor Khan now facing misconduct probe himself

ICC CHARGES (Nov 2024)

⚠️ Starvation as a method of warfare

⚠️ Crimes against humanity: murder

⚠️ Crimes against humanity: persecution

⚠️ Other inhumane acts

Also charged: former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant. US response: sanctions on ICC officials. Bipartisan support for ignoring the warrant. Business as usual.

Sources: ICC filings, Times of Israel, Human Rights Watch • Warrant issued Nov 21, 2024

🛸 UAP DISCLOSURE TRACKER & RAPTURE INDEX

🛸 UAP / UFO STATUS

AARO CASES

2,000+

2025 SIGHTINGS

6,000+

VIDEOS DEMANDED

46

📜 Trump EO (Feb 2026): Ordered DOD to release all UAP files. Pentagon says they’ll comply. Slowly. [WH.gov]

📅 April 14 deadline: Rep. Luna demands 46 military UAP videos. Pentagon dragging feet. [Congress.gov]

🌎 Buga Sphere: Seamless metallic orb found in Colombia (Mar 2025). New video Jan 2026. [AARO]

🕵 Pentagon position: “No evidence of extraterrestrials.” Also: refuses to release the videos. 🤔 [DOD]

🔗 AARO Official • Senate Intel UAP Reports • Liberation Times • The Debrief • NUFORC Sightings DB

🔥 RAPTURE INDEX & END TIMES

RAPTURE READY INDEX (raptureready.com)

181

⚠️ “FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS” (160+ threshold)

All-time high: 189 • Scale: 45 categories of biblical prophecy fulfillment

Slow prophetic activityModerateHeavy💥 NOW

🌏 Iran war: Seen as fulfillment of Ezekiel 38/Gog-Magog prophecy by evangelicals. [Study]

🕒 Doomsday Clock: 89 seconds to midnight (closest ever, Jan 2025). [Bulletin]

🔮 AI as Beast System: Growing movement sees AI as the “image of the beast” from Revelation 13. [Rev 13]

“No one knows the day or the hour” — Matthew 24:36
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🎲 AMIGOS PREDICTION MARKET

Mariners make the playoffs?

40%

9-9 • BACK TO .500 • Swept Astros 4-game series — won 6-2 today (Naylor 2 HR/5 RBI, Kirby 7.2 IP/2 R) • 5-game win streak • At Padres Wed • Vibes: full optimism

David breaks scratch (0.0) this year?

65%

Current HI: 0.4 — He's knocking on the door

Curtis gets a real job before July 4?

12%

365 days was always the plan. Right, Curtis?

Kraken make the playoffs?

RESOLVED: NO

33-34-11 (77 pts), eliminated Sat (Kings beat Oilers 1-0). Lane Lambert’s 1st year as HC. 3rd straight miss. Likely top-10 pick + Tampa 1st-rounder. Season ends Wed.

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⛳ GHIN HANDICAP INDEX Live data from USGA // Updated 04.13.26

PEDERSEN

0.4

BEAR CREEK CC

Low: 0.1

KADING

9.9

IDAHO eCLUB

Low: 9.0

JOHNSON

12.5

ETGL

Low: 11.3

BORREGO

13.4

FAIRWOOD G&CC

GIBSON

13.5

PUETZ GOLF

YASUTAKE

“Pending”

NO GHIN... YET

Claims he's about to lock in and destroy everyone